Monday, August 2, 2010

Just slice me up now


I have been struck down *sweeps back of hand onto forehead in a dramatic fashion* with the flu. A yucky ache-y snotty coughy sneezy moan-y kind of flu.
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It's okay, I will not spread any germs. No one will come near me. Apart from the red-nosed coughing and spluttering, it may be the garlic. I have eaten it, drank it, and wore it bound to the soles of my feet. I am exuding garlic from every pore. I feel like I'm turning into a great big bulb. Just slice me up now.
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I may not have any friends, but I am feeling a little better today *fingers crossed* and I am safe from all and any unearthly vampire attacks.
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Unless it is this vampire from this movie. That would just be unfair.
(edit) no, it's not twilight.

3 comments:

  1. Poor sausage. May the vampire in question be distracted by healthy victim times and not those with the hacking cough, snot, smelly pores, having-a-bad-day-already types.

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  2. Oh I hope you're feeling better soon! Try some tea with lots of lemon, fresh ginger slices, and honey. Snuggle up and rest!

    x

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