what the fortune teller told me

by pop-awesome artist Esther Aart

Yesterday on the way to meet a friend for lunch, I passed an old lady in the tunnel walkway who read palms, and on impulse I sat down and proffered my open hands. All I told her was my birthday, these are some of the things she told me (for future reference!)

- You can create anything you want, the tiniest things, and you can teach anything. You are very good at creating
- I can see 1 child for you, and 3 grandchildren
- You will live until you are 88, but because you will live so long, you need to mediate regularly to clear your mind or you will look very old much sooner
- You will die in your sleep
- You are vulnerable to being duped, You must check people, as there are those who would be out to trick your mind and your heart. Always check people. Promise me this.
- 2010 is a very good year, so is 2012 (and some more she said but I forget!)
- Never travel by plane during the month of march, or you will lose all your money or passport
- You are a moonchild, your best hour is 6am. Anything you really want to do you should do or start at that time
- November 2, 2010, you will never have to worry about money again, you will have enough for everything I will need.
- December 31st, 2010, you will be with or meet the love of your life, you will be happy together for a long long time
- February 2012 (or 2011? I don’t remember!) You will have the highest career you have ever dreamt of
-I see here you will have two accidents in the next 33 years, one will be in a taxi and you will hurt my toe and have to have your toenail removed, and break a finger. The taxi company will give you $300,000 compensation for my toenail.
- Also you will have two operations in the next 33 years, one for your nostrils and one for your ears, I don't see any major operations or illness
- You move a lot, and should live near the ocean or lake or river. Never move to the cold, it is not good for you and will give you asthma and make me sick. You should never spend weeks in the cold, or move to someplace like the blue mountains. Remember this, you will never forget my ugly face *laughs* However, you will never drown or die in water, I promise you.
- Always wear pearls, and not any other precious stones
- You have a lot going on in your head, and must concentrate on one thing at a time, and not get too caught up in your brain and worries. Remember to meditate.
- Stay away from junk food or you may die from heart trouble, and also don’t eat fruit from a tree, or you will go blind within 33 years. Please please for me do this. What is good for you is pineapple juice, blueberries and raspberries. If you have any health problems, eat these.
- You are a 90% perfect human being, which is rare. You have good health, good mind, good spirit. I see many people who are not good beings, you are good.