Have you read this blog? Do. Do it now. It is hilarious. This is one of my favorite posts, how a fish almost destroyed my childhood. And also this is why I'll never be an adult. Oh and you must read The God of Cake. And if you have a dog (or not, actually), don't forget dogs don't understand basic concepts. Just read it all.
Allie, you rock my blog world.
Warning: do not drink hot liquid or operate heavy machinery while reading. Explosive laughter may result in injury. Seriously.