The Happiest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank whole bottles of wine, chatted for hours on the phone with friends, always had a clean house, watched chick flicks without feeling guilty, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, didn't have to pay for dual view TV, travelled more, had a career, had many lovers, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, owned every remote control in the house, never wore frigging lacy lingerie that went up her arse, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and looked fabulous all the time.